7. Amateur City

The K5 to K7 leagues are Korean amateur leagues. K7 League divisions include teams from single small cities or districts in larger cities. K6 League divisions comprise teams from multiple districts within a large city or multiple counties of a province. Finally, K5 League divisions include the best teams from a single large city or from an entire province.

Today I’m on my way to watch the first round of the K5 League - Seoul Division. It should come as no surprise that the Seoul Division has a few notable teams. In recent years, FC Byeoksan, based in Gwanak-gu, won the overall (think national title) K5 League title, and even made it to round three of the Korea Cup, where they fought valiantly, but were ultimately defeated by a Gimpo FC that finished high in K League 2 that year. TNT FC is a club that takes pride in its professionalism. They claim to pay players match fees, rare in amateur leagues, and the club's mission is to prepare players for life in professional leagues. TNT also has more weekly training sessions than any other team in this division. They train every day, while most teams train as few as twice a week. Lastly, there is KY FC (GeonYung FC), the team selected to represent Seoul in the 2025 Korea Cup. Most other leagues are happy with having just one team with the stature of these three. Only Jaemmix FC from Gimhae comes to mind when I think of notable K5 League teams.

Of the remaining three, FC ITPL’s goal seems to be to help players for life in other countries, which is understandable because the team was formed by a group of players returning to Korea after studying abroad. FC Together claims to put team harmony above all else, while AS FC, Hampton EMC and Jungnang District FC have no information online.

Just before I leave home, the skies darkened, and light snow starts dropping from the dark cloud cover. Accompanying the snow is a wind so strong it blows our balcony door, and blows plastic bags up and over 15-floor apartment buildings. I'm having serious doubts about this trip, but as quickly as the ominous weather appeared, it disappeares, so I gathered my resolve to go watch football.

Today’s matches will be held at a public field tucked between Hanyang University and a feeder stream to the Han River, just a short walk from the university subway station. I'm confident I'll find it easily because I attended the 2024 Homeless World Cup at Hanyang University. I have everything I need in a waterproof bag, and I’ll be early enough to find a hot lunch before the matches start.

On the way, I receive a message from my wife saying that the transfer station had a fire, and I might need to find another route to Hanyang University. While I’m scrambling to make sure I have everything for an early transfer, she sends a second message saying it was small and everything seems fine, crisis averted. I eventually reach Konggug University, and since I’m at the end of the platform, I have a chance to look out of the station windows for restaurants. There are a surprising number that I don’t remember seeing on the map. Even stranger, everything looks unfamiliar once I go through the turnstiles. Why is this? And why does that board say the train in the opposite direction goes to Hanyang University and Wangshimni?! *Deep breath.*

Last year, while attending matches at the 2024 Homeless World Cup, I arrived at Hanyang University from the South. Coming from the West, I was caught off guard by how close the University is to Wangshimni, and I didn't notice when we stopped at Hanyang. Now I’m three stops away, and definitely not within walking distance of today's venue. I won’t have time to find lunch before the matches start, so I stop by the station bakery to grab some sad-looking bread before jumping back on the train. Finally at Hanyang University, I pick up a coffee to ward off the cold before heading to the playing field.

When I arrive, I know I’m at the right place, because I see FC Byeoksan’s "fan club". It’s my third time at a Byeoksan match, and I know that no other K5 team in Seoul has one man with a drum and a handful of chants cheering them on. I also see the teams ready to walk onto the field.

The field is so new that the Kakao Maps street view only shows construction work in the area. The artificial surface field that is there now has markings for one full-size pitch or two medium-sized pitches. Behind one goal is a stand of sorts, and on the other end is a field where you can practice putting for the golf croquet hybrid that is so popular at the moment. The stand consists of giant steps that serve as seats, and there are already five to ten spectators, whom I assume are friends and family or team staff. Who else would come out to the middle of nowhere in this weather to watch Tier 5 football? That would just be silly. Near the football field is a small baseball field, and throughout the afternoon, children and parents pass by to play in what I assume is the Korean version of Little League Baseball.

In the amateur football leagues, all matches in a round are played at a single location on a single day, one following another. In the K5 League, they play full 90-minute matches, and the four matches today will run from 1 pm to almost 8 pm. This is either amazing or ridiculous, depending on your viewpoint.

The first match is a one-sided clash between FC Byeoksan vs AS FC. Most of the match is played in the AS half, where they allow a steady stream of goals. But what makes the match memorable is the weather. It shifts between overcast and sunny, rain, no rain, and sunny with rain. At one point, we had something too big and round to be snow, but too light and soft to be hail, and during one of these snow-like periods, the match was briefly stopped. The field has no protection from the wind, and the match is stopped because of the strange snow-like precipitation, the wind blows so hard that players and referees are forced to shield their eyes. Boxes and chairs rolling onto the field don’t help either. As if all this was not bad enough, it was all happening at about 5 degrees Celsius. You have to admire the dedication of everyone involved to stay on the field.

Because the match turnover is so rapid, when half-time arrives, the teams playing in the next match take the field to warm up. Just before the end of one match, the next teams are already lined up to take the field. As soon as the last player from the previous patch leaves the field, the next teams run on, greet each other and take 5 minutes for a final warm-up before the match officially starts.

During the break in the Byeosan vs AS match, I scrape together the courage and go over to the Byeoksan fan to ask him his name. If I’m going to see him again, I’d like to say “Hello.” Frustratingly, I still don't know his name because he only gives me his YouTube channel name, “Unique Football Supporter”. I’m the 12th subscriber of the channel where he occasionally live-streams to talk about football, and interacts with the one or two people watching. He also records himself while he cheers and uploads it as a vlog, complete with an introduction about the day’s match.

The second match of the day is a hard-fought one with TNT FC taking on FC Together. Both teams seem desperate to win, and at times, tackles are nasty. Some of the tackles are so ridiculous that I’m wondering if I’m watching Association Football or Rugby Football. Near the end of the match, tensions boil over when a TNT player goes in too hard on a Together player. It gets so heated that two referees have to rush and keep the players apart. And just when everything seems calm, the Together manager storms over, but is blocked by a team effort of one TNT and one Together player. I don't understand how that didn't start things up again. This is also the only match where there is obvious support. FC Together has a group of at least 20 people cheering them on, complete with rain coats in the team's colours. But they have no drums or chants, so Byeoksan FC wins that battle.

The third match is another one-sided one, with Hampton EMC taking on GeonYung (KY) FC. KY’s dominance is not surprising since, as mentioned previously, they are Seoul’s K5 representative in the Korea Cup this season. But I don’t even notice the score, because I can't take my eyes off the marshmallow that is the KY keeper. The man had the genius idea to wear a padded jacket under his shirt. It looks ridiculous, and I love it. He seems like a character. As soon as he arrives at his goal, he swings his arms around a few times, turns in my direction, pulls the strangest face, and exclaims in Korean: “It’s cold!” In case you didn't know, Koreans are genetically, culturally and possibly even legally required to state it out loud every time they feel cold. He also looks like one of the laziest keepers ever, yet he comfortably blocks every goal attempt. Although I didn't see the match, I hear he was on fire in the KY’s Korea Cup match. Despite not letting in even a single goal, he is substituted at half-time for a non-marshmallow-looking player. This half-time change reminds me of Seoul Martyrs FC, who invariably changed keepers at half-time, possibly to avoid letting one keeper concede more than 5 goals per match.

The final match is Jungnang District FC vs FC ITPL. Earlier in the week, I contacted ITPL on Instagram and received a reply. I was hoping to chat with someone about the club, but I have no idea who I’m looking for, or even which of the two teams warming up is ITPL. Sure, I can just call someone over and ask which team is which, but my “talking to strangers” energy is low after talking to the Byeoksan fan. I walk past the players warming up, hoping the person I chatted with on Instagram calls me, the only non-Korean over, but it doesn't happen, so I go back to the seating area to mope.

Without the prospect of talking to someone from ITPL, and with the sun setting behind the buildings, I decide that I will not be able to handle another two hours of the cold, and grudgingly go home. As much as I wanted to watch all four matches, I’m glad I went home. Even two hours later, after I’d had dinner and been in the apartment for an hour, I still feel cold. I can't remember if I’ve ever had to watch in weather this bad, but you know what? This is the stuff adventures are made of.